Tuesday, June 27, 2006

"Forbidden" or just fucked up?

Hola amigas and amigos,

Breaking news: The Princess bought TP. I repeat. The Princess bought TP.
I am overjoyed. Paper towel is just too scratchy.

On top of this, she has begun to talk to me more lately. I still don't see us staying up nights to giggle about boys while braiding each others's hair (and that is only partly because I am crap at braiding hair.) but it is something.

Speaking of boys (Shut up. A bad segue is still a segue.), there is one somewhat present in my lil' ol' life right now. Sort of. It's hard to explain...but I shall try, seeing as how I did bring it up.

(He is quite cute, has tattoos, a goatee and plays guitar. Num.)

It is a complicated matter that I promised I wouldn't talk about...so, all I will say is that I met him on the job and it is technically against the rules for us to date. More for him than me I think. He could be fired, but I don't think I could. I don't really know.

Now, the whole "forbidden" thing sounds exciting, but I have found it's really not. Especially when both your schedules seem to work out to never having the same time free.
"Forbidden" is not sexy. "Forbidden" is the ultimate cock block.
I would rather be getting some while publicly cheered on by 100 overly enthusiastic cheerleaders with his boss and co-workers at the top of the cheering pyramid , than mysteriously lying low and not getting any. At all.
I suppose this whole thing could be more fun if he felt like sneaking around at the risk of getting caught. But he cares about his job. Go figure. :P

At this rate, the name of my blog will never change...

Ok, I joke. I mean, yeah, I'd love to get some-who wouldn't? But I do genuinely like the guy from what I've gotten to know of him. It is seriously frustrating that I hardly even get to talk to him on the phone.
It's my own damn fault though. I went after him when I knew the rules.
But, in my own defense ...I didn't actually think he'd like me back! That almost never happens.

Nothing is ever simple is it?
If it were, we would all still be monkeys and my biggest problem would be getting at the fleas in my hard to reach places.

You're scratching your head now, but the profoundity of this statement will hit you later today.

Mark my words.

3 comments:

Cole said...

hahahah... I am glad to hear very thing is kicking lots of ass see you in a couple of weeks

Dez Dez said...

Whoa... someone beat me to commenting... of course thats not hard considering I don't have a computer...

Ok.... seriously, is this guy's name Garfield?

"Cute, has tatoo's, plays guitars... met him on the job, keeping it d/l"

Ok, maybe me and Garfield didn't keep it d/l for more than 2 or 3 weeks, but still...

Things'll work themselves out, they always do!

JJ said...

I dunno, did you and Grafield see each other more than once a month? If you did, then it ain't him.