Ok, this is just a joke that was sent to me and I found it amusing (and so true.), so I thought I would post it for you fine folks.
Enjoy.
One morning a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says,
"Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.
""Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
""If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
Hee hee.
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AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! I LOVE IT!!!
What have you done? Telling people women can think. Next thing you know, they'll be voting! Let's just all safely assume she was reading a romance novel, and that her husband had given her the line about sexual assault. Jeez. Next you'll be telling us white people aren't superior in every respect.
I agree daniel
LOL That's awesome
Its not right for a girl to read... soon she starts getting Ideas... and thinking...
AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this rocks.
Jeennnnn...... update.... all of you are working on a month!!
I am lacking in the inspiration department. You don't want an inferior quality post, now, do you? DO YOU? Hmmmmm?!
I'd settle for ANYTHING written by YOUR hand... *girly sigh* ;)
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